Fixed the bug in 4 minutes. Spent 60 minutes explaining how I heroically fixed the bug.
#Value #Process #Software #BadMetrics

Chasing sprint velocity is like obsessing over steps on a treadmill or cheering for a hamster on a wheel. Did you actually go anywhere? #AgileFail #BadMetrics

#AgileFail #BadMetrics - team comparison "Team A closed 30 tickets, why can't Team B?". There are different contexts, challenges, and complexities. Stop comparing apples to oranges.

"How many hours did you do" is not a metric. Teams aren't factories; they're problem solvers. Measure what matters. #AgileFail #BadMetrics

Agile metrics gone wrong. If your metrics don’t measure impact, you’re just playing dress-up. #AgileFail #BadMetrics

Counting "lines of code" as an Agile metric is like measuring art by how much paint was used.
#AgileFail #BadMetrics