I heard a GREAT joke at work for
#BadJokeTuesday
and promptly forgot it.

So, all of you can just imagine how awfulsome it was and groan accordingly while I go nurse whatever creeping crud I've caught. 💀

He went down in history.

(belated #BadJokeTuesday )
You're welcome.

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A carrot.

I'm baa-aaack! 😆

The 'w' - after that, everything is awful.

Yeah, I'm back. Sorry 'bout that.
(No I'm not).
#BadJokeTuesday

I told them it was my carrion.

#BadJokeTuesday
#SorryNotSorry

They traveled in different circles.

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A: Edam

Happy belated #BadJokeTuesday everyone!!

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A1: Unique up on it!!

Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A2: Tame way!

One of my all-time faves. Whether or not you still want to follow me after learning that... well, that's your business. 😆

They're filled with spring water.
#BadJokeTuesday #YoureWelcome

Nothing! It's on the house!
It's the entry that's through the roof, though.

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit's dadjokes subreddit for #BadJokeTuesday. I'm here to share the love, folks.