Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

Rude.

I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

#joke #badjoke

What do you use to comb through your mastodon feed?

tootbrush

#BadJoke

Trump wants to block the Strait of Hormuz...

Are we sure he doesn't think it is the Strait of Hormel blocking his colon?

#BadJoke? #Iran #USPol #Hormuz

Next step: Getting paid for playing games, as programmer:

via @kitten_tech

https://fosstodon.org/@kitten_tech/116339824033708744

#BadJoke

Please, do that at speeds well bellow "sublight"!!!

We do not want him to return alive in say 100, 200, 1000, … yars:

via @PoliticalCartoon

https://mastodonapp.uk/@PoliticalCartoon/116324687018499791

#USpol #BadJoke

"What's #SAP?"

"Not much, what's up with you?"

I apologize, but I had to get this #badjoke out of my head.

Box and whisker plot: when a dog and mouse plan to take over the world.

#science #pinkyandthebrain #joke #badjoke #bigpun

Pay your favorite farmer to plow, sow and harvest topless, on camera.

And maybe even bottomless.

via @retrophotos

https://mastodon.social/@retrophotos/116313685283029622

#BadJoke #USpol #OnlyFarms

The #stonerRock band originally wanted to be a #grunge band but, then they got high.

#badjoke #joke

Meet #VladTheImpala.

#meme #badjoke