My doctor:
OK, remind me what we're doing today?
Me:
Punching face cancers!
My doctor:
Uuuh.. I'm not sure...
*checks notes*
OK, you have what we think is a solar keratosis, but we're just going to use a small biopsy punch to take a sample for the lab to make sure it's nothing more dramatic.
Me:
Yep, exactly what I said.
Punching face cancers
I slept maybe 4 hours (not that uncommon), and now I'm exhausted and jangly. I teach in a few hours. If anyone wants to know why Joe Versus the Volcano is one of the best movies ever made in English or any other language, let me know.
Does this have anything whatsoever to do with my job? How dare you ask me that.
#JoeVersusTheVolcano #BackOnMyBullshit #SleepDeprived #movies
In #Terminator, there's a sense that #timetravel is a rare desperate measure. By Terminator 6, there's multiple time-lines as robots flit about changing history.
The franchise needs to embrace the madness: Go full #wibblywobbly #DoctorWho, give us a #Steampunk #Skynet fighting #cowboys with an army of T-Rex-800s
#NZtwits #BackOnMyBullshit
Oh. Maybe that's part of why this poem wasn't poem-ing. It wasn't supposed to be a poem after all.