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I'm born naked, wet and hungry. Now things get worse.

Out of the womb now. Already hate it here.

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Alright where's my drink? WHAAAA-ERE'S MY DRINK??

Hi, I’m new here. Heard there were boobs here. Where they at? I’m hungry! 🍼

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@Jason844

Glad that doctor was there to catch me at the end of that a slip and slide. Looked like a long drop to the floor.

Also, glad I didn't go down the log flume. πŸ˜‚

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Stop cooing at me, I can't understand a word you're saying!

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I realize it takes many years to become an MD, but this is ridiculous

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Hey! They forget the silver spoon.. right? they just forgot it??!

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