Harpo the FluffBabying the heck out of your adult friends is great because it's not irresponsible to SHAKE THE BABY!
I heckin' love staying away from children and babying the heck out of my adult friends instead. ❤️
Friend: "Harpo, how do you make me feel so smol?"
Me: "The secret ingredient... is love!"
I love how many times friends have called me an "enemy stand user" just because I'm good at making them feel smol.
(Yes, I know about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and stands.)
Inviting and persuading babies to visit our place is an increasingly big part my life.
I'm about to host a smol friend and I'm SO ready to prove this lil' sogger wrong.
I started off today with a smol buddy sharing her dream last night about getting perma-babied by me - calling me daddy, unpotty training with stars/clouds on a calendar, increasingly babyish/embarrassing outfits, me making choices for her and more.
It honestly gave me a HUGE mood boost!~ ✨
When you want to dote on your friends and make them feel cute, and also want to heckin' PACK your Huggies.