Vox wails about #Frances #Allen, a coder who dared to actually make things work, thus ensuring her swift erasure from the annals of overhyped #tech #mediocrity 🙄🖥️. After all, who needs #efficiency when you can have #bloated #code that everyone remembers? 🤷‍♂️📉
https://voxmeditantis.com/2025/12/13/frances-elizabeth-allen-the-woman-who-made-code-run-fast-and-was-forgotten-because-it-worked/ #Vox #coding #HackerNews #ngated
Frances Elizabeth Allen: The Woman Who Made Code Run Fast – And Was Forgotten Because It Worked

Frances Allen sits down to discuss how compiler optimisation became computing’s invisible foundation. From farm girl to Turing Award winner, she reveals why the most profound technical achiev…

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@joepie91 @sil what part of

[…] a net negative in my experience […]

is not clear?

Sorry, but it only takes few things to sour something for people.

Obviously #JS, alongside #Cookies and #Tracking, are mere tools of #Enshittification but that certainly is as much warranted as the shitstain #Blockchain and #NFTs got due to #CryptoBros using #Shitcoins to #PumpAndDump-#scam #TechIlliterates and #FinanceIlliterates that are "#HornyForMoney!"

  • OFC that hurts honest people just like #Shitcoin-Scams hurt #Monero despite being technically incapable to being weaponized for #NFT-Bullshit like #NFTmalware.

Either we say "#Tech is #apolitical!" and accept diverging opinions and experiences to exist as equal

or

We say "#TechIsPolitical!" and ask "Who benefits?" from the rapid onset #Enshittification and purposefully engineered, #PlannedObsolescence due to #Bloatware, regardless if JS or #Windows11 or purposefully bricking support for legacy versions of #iOS.

#QuiBono #bloat

Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

@[email protected] except #JavaScript is a *net negative* in my experience as it is only good for 3 things: - making websites #inaccessible to #TextBrowsers, thus #discriminating against #blind users. - Injecting #malware like #Shitcoin #miners for #CryptoJacking. - Violating #consent of users with #tracking and #adware. Tell me i I'm wrong! #JS #PayOrOkay #Privacy #ITsec #ClownFlare #CloudFlare #Enshittification #bloatware #ads

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I saw an interesting article yesterday that said #Microsoft was finally admitting that some program of theirs was so bloated and #slow to start that it was harming the user experience, so they were considering pre-loading it at boot (or #login) time so #users wouldn't see the huge delay when they went to open it.

(Of course, that would slow down booting or login...)

But that program is ... Windows File Explorer.

So let me get this straight - a glorified file picker and directory navigator is so #bloated and slow it can't start up instantly? And thousands of engineers can't figure out how to make it fast or efficient?

Maybe they should ask #CoPilot to speed it up.

#FileExplorer #WindowsFileExplorer #treacle

#Putin #PutinCalendar #Rosenberg #VladimirPutin #SteveRosenberg #PutinIsAWarCriminal #Russia #War #UkraineWar #WarCrimes #zelensky #Zelenskyy #CrapCalendar #Walrus #FatRussianWalrus #Dictator #Bloated #BBC #BBCNews
Use them for lining the floor of your hamster’s cage, or better still, emergency toilet paper. Either way, they’re for sale, so don’t all rush at once…

@benni @lizzard nun, #GNUtils sind #bloated.

Frag' @landley welcher sich darüber beschwert hat dass #GNU cat >800 Zeilen Code hat (#BusyBox: 36, bin mir sicher #toybox ist sogar noch kleiner weil's nicht die Hälfte für Lizenzbestimmungen verbraucht wird!)

@OpenComputeDesign granted, #Enshittification of #Android is extreme and it is quite #bloated at this point.

I'm sorry, I should explain.

My last line was NOT meant to be a #dig at #ChinaMiéville. It's meant to be a dig at how #BLOATED #fantasy and #sciencefiction became since the 1990s.

As a young adult, I got burned out by #RobertJordan's #WheelofTime, THEN made the mistake of starting #GeorgeMartin's #Asoiaf (a mistake I corrected by putting down #AClashofKings halfway through).

In the 1970s, #MichaelMoorcock proved you could write epics in less than 200 pages. A lesson I wish wasn't lost.

One thing that really pisses me off personally is the #regression in terms of #Messenger #Apps.

My personal distaste and dislike for #proprietary, #SingleVendor & #SingleProvider #services like #Signal ¹ ², #Telegram, #Discord ³ , #WhatsApp , #Slack, #MicrosoftTeams, #discord etc. aside:

  • WHY is there no #CrossProvider #Messenger to handle that shite?

  • WHY does everyone of these shitty providers think people want to download their #bloated #WebApp that takes up triple digit Megabytes if not entire Gigabytes and will gobble up all the #RAM and #CPU each of them can??

This problem ain't new and already got solved for corporate social media ages ago! (Not to mention actually good messengers!)

So yeah, consider this a call for a @gajim / #Gajim or @pidgin / #Pidgin for garbage platforms!

  • Cuz back in the day we had way worse messengers yet people actually made #AIM, #ICQ, #MSN, #QQ, #IRC & #XMPP work just fine from one single "phat" client!

  • Can we please get that back? Cuz #WastefulComputing pisses me off!

#api0 #Enshittification

Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

Content warning: Rant re: Signal Shills being dangerous Tech Illiterates

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Ah, because what the world really needs is another bloated, jargon-laden GitHub repo solving a problem nobody has. 🤖✨ #Open-source #AI browser automation: where developers desperately try to justify their existence by making your browser even more annoying. 🙄🚀
https://github.com/magnitudedev/magnitude #browser-automation #bloated-code #developer-humor #tech-satire #unnecessary-tools #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - magnitudedev/magnitude: The AI browser automation framework

The AI browser automation framework. Contribute to magnitudedev/magnitude development by creating an account on GitHub.

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