'Welcome to the anti-woke conference. Climate change is obviously a hoax designed to crush the economy... and... um... wow it sure is hot in here. I am sweating like crazy! Anyone got some ice or something?'

Climate sceptics cheering as they melt in record temperatures? This heatwave is where satire has come to die
Delegates at an ‘anti-woke’ conference disparaged Ed Miliband’s net zero policies. But even they could not ignore the sweat on their foreheads, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland






