Today's #UnsolicitedNoods are brought to you by #ChineseBroccoli, #sardines, #radishes, #cilantro, #avocados, #scallions, and #NongShim.

Stay calm, be happy, enjoy some #ramen once in a while, and don't bomb anybody. Words we can all get behind. Jesus Fuck.

#pescatarian

It appears the California Avocado Commission had successfully infiltrated the California Honey Advisory Board at some point in the past.

Recipe for Fruit Compote from Treasured Honey Recipes (year unknown) #cookbooks #vintage #recipes #honey #avocados

Kleiner Reminder:
Bis Donnerstag, 19.02. könnt ihr noch direkt gehandelte #Avocados von #Gebana für April oder Mai vorbestellen.
Mit vollständigen Kontaktdaten (mindestens Name und Telefonnummer) an [email protected] oder per Formular https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd0HXjoQOzsprezQ1isCk-Yr6nK0P3TTyZmJ9cKV4CY8SlOtw/viewform?usp=dialog oder natürlich auch gerne persönlich im Laden.

#paderborn #Unverpacktladen

Avocado Bestellung bis 19.02.

Lieferung im April ODER Mai (bitte beachten!!!): Im Laden frei: 16,-/kg Vorbestellungen: 1kg = 15,80 3kg = 45,- (entspricht € 15,-/kg)

Google Docs
Violence, death and stolen land: people need to know the true cost of an avocado

Behind the west’s huge appetite for the fruit lies the dark reality of environmental destruction and Indigenous exploitation in Mexico

The Guardian
Windy days reveal many #avocados, most of which are thankfully still attached to the trees.
📰 So apparently AI is "gobbling" up chips like it's at an all-you-can-eat buffet, and now our phones will cost a small fortune. 🤖💸 Maybe next they'll blame AI for running out of #avocados, too. 🥑
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/28/nx-s1-5656190/ai-chips-memory-prices-ram #AIchips #technews #smartphoneprices #HN #HackerNews #ngated
First #avocados of the new season. These are Zutanos: not very flavorful, but better than no avocados. They add extra pollen in the orchard and improve the yield of the Hass. We thin most of the fruit off so we get more flowers next year, but a few provide our New Year's guac
Budgeting for 2026 is a priority right now. And to do that I need to spend a fair amount of time looking at #avocados. Even though yield and pricing is uncertain, it gives me a number to base assumptions on. This would be so much easier if I knew what to expect!