Except that it totally did. #avanti
despite already telling you the train is late, I will hover all over your phone in multiple places with the text *on time* #trainpal #avanti
Shop *inaudible* *inaudible* something something connect to the wifi *inaudible* #avanti
Seat reservations are unavailable like always. Note I will ram that YOU DIDNT PAY FOR A RESERVATION down your throat before you whinge #avanti
Please use the front 5 carriages only cos the rest of the train is going nowhere #avanti
I do apologise, train is late due to *inconsequential who-gives-the-slightest-of-a-fuck-reason* #avanti
Train is late #avanti