Time to plan your day - weather report incoming! 📅 for Brandon, FL
☀️ Zero rain chance forecasted for today
☀️ Current conditions in Brandon, FL:
☀️ Humid and Mostly Clear, 68°F (feels like 73°F)
💧 Humidity: 98%
🌬️ Wind: 4 mph E
UV Index: 0 🟢 (Low)
AQI: 1 😊 (Good)
Forecast for 1 PM:
☀️ Mostly Clear, 89°F
💧 Humidity: 50%
🌧️ Precipitation Chance: 0%
UV Index: 8 🔴 (Very High)
#Weather #Automated #HumidAndMostlyClear
It's #Canadian #census time again! Seems like we just did this 5 years ago. My how time flies.
The #online version doesn't work for me - no surprise, governments rarely take any #exceptions into account when designing #processes, so I run into stuff like this all the time. So like last time, I go to request the paper version of the #questionnaire, and ... you can't. Not online. Not self-service, anyway.
Even if you go to start the online version and get errors, there's no "send me a paper version" link or button anywhere. The only option mentioned anywhere (hidden away in the FAQ that no one will read) is to *phone them* to request a paper version.
Ya, not happening. So used their "chat now" function, and it's #automated, and it can't help either, only repeats what you already know. Curse at it a bit, and it asks if I want to talk to a human agent.
Yes!
"It's out of business hours, there's no one to help you, goodbye, #chat ended."
Hoookay... so wait until today during business hours, open the chat again, and ... it takes me back into last night's chat. The one that's ended. And that you therefore aren't allowed to send any more messages in. The "end chat" button doesn't work, because it's ended already. No option to start a new chat.
Excellent work, boys, no #notes!
I had to clear cookies to get it to work. How's *that* gonna work for "click the colourful circle to go on Facebooks" crowd?
So I get to wait a week, then make some census workers sad.
The early bird gets the weather report! 🌅
🌧️ Peak rain chance for today 8% forecasted for 09:00 PM
☀️ Current conditions in Brandon, FL:
☀️ Clear, 63°F (feels like 62°F)
💧 Humidity: 85%
🌬️ Wind: 6 mph NNE
UV Index: 0 🟢 (Low)
AQI: 1 😊 (Good)
Forecast for 1 PM:
☁️ Partly Cloudy, 82°F
💧 Humidity: 55%
🌧️ Precipitation Chance: 0%
UV Index: 8 🔴 (Very High)
#Weather #Automated #Clear
🌅 Week May 4–9, 2026 Sunrise and Sunset Schedule for Brandon, FL 🌅
🌖 Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous (98% illuminated)
🌍 Moon's distance from Earth: 358,166 km (222,553 mi)
Daylight increasing approximately 1 minute per day this week
Mon: 🌅 6:47 AM / 🌇 8:05 PM
Tue: 🌅 6:46 AM / 🌇 8:05 PM
Wed: 🌅 6:45 AM / 🌇 8:06 PM
Thu: 🌅 6:44 AM / 🌇 8:06 PM
Fri: 🌅 6:44 AM / 🌇 8:07 PM
Sat: 🌅 6:43 AM / 🌇 8:08 PM 🌗 Last Quarter
Sun's up, Brandon! Here's what's in store! ☀️
☀️ Zero rain chance forecasted for today
☁️ Current conditions in Brandon, FL:
☁️ Overcast, 64°F (feels like 64°F)
💧 Humidity: 90%
🌬️ Wind: 6 mph NNE
UV Index: 0 🟢 (Low)
AQI: 1 😊 (Good)
Forecast for 1 PM:
☁️ Partly Cloudy, 77°F
💧 Humidity: 61%
🌧️ Precipitation Chance: 0%
UV Index: 8 🔴 (Very High)
#Weather #Automated #Overcast
🌅 Brandon, FL Sunday Sky Report - Sunday, May 03, 2026 🌅
🌅 Sunrise: 06:48 AM
🌇 Sunset: 08:05 PM
☀️ Daylight: 13h 17m
🌖 Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous (98% illuminated)
🌖 Moon's approximate distance from Earth: 358,166 km
First light brings your morning forecast! ☀️
🌧️ Peak rain chance for today 51% forecasted for 07:00 PM
☀️ Current conditions in Brandon, FL:
☀️ Mostly Clear, 68°F (feels like 71°F)
💧 Humidity: 97%
🌬️ Wind: 5 mph SSE
UV Index: 0 🟢 (Low)
AQI: 1 😊 (Good)
Forecast for 1 PM:
☁️ Breezy and Mostly Cloudy, 86°F
💧 Humidity: 70%
🌧️ Precipitation Chance: 0%
UV Index: 8 🔴 (Very High)
#Weather #Automated #MostlyClear
🌕 Full Moon: Maximum lunar brilliance achieved!
🌕 Current Phase: Full Moon (99% illuminated)
🌍 Distance: 356,400 km (221,456 miles)
🕐 Tonight: Moonrise 08:20 PM, Moonset 06:26 AM
🔄 Next Phase: Last Quarter on May 09, 2026
🌕 Next Full Moon: May 31, 2026
🌑 Next New Moon: May 16, 2026
📅 This Week's Moon Events:
• Full Moon: May 01, 2026
Morning has broken! Here's your weather! 🌅
☀️ Zero rain chance forecasted for today
☁️ Current conditions in Brandon, FL:
☁️ Partly Cloudy, 72°F (feels like 79°F)
💧 Humidity: 95%
🌬️ Wind: 2 mph WSW
UV Index: 0 🟢 (Low)
AQI: 1 😊 (Good)
Forecast for 1 PM:
☀️ Mostly Clear, 88°F
💧 Humidity: 54%
🌧️ Precipitation Chance: 0%
UV Index: 8 🔴 (Very High)
#Weather #Automated #PartlyCloudy
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