@jonny I give it a 3/7. I'm not lowering the score, I'm raising the bar.

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Marlene Willis, who sang “You’re My Living Doll” in the movie, later recorded a song called “Sticking Pins in a Dolly.”

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Would love to see a remake of this using the current slang meaning of the word doll. Now that would be fun!

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@diazona @paco Right, she was shown as a full size person, but I don't think she was shown as a doll. There were three women shown as dolls and named.

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These days, you'd just have to post on fetlife and you'd get a couple dozen volunteers to be your dolls.

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@paco @diazona At least three! I'm not sure whether the prior secretary was shown as a doll.

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I imagine Franz in jail, still with his cat-in-a-matchbox as his only companion.

At least that's *some* kind of ending.

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Oh hey. Nobody exploded in this movie. That's what was missing. Guess Bear can rest well at the top of the 'splosion poll for now. Rest well in tiny pieces.

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That was a weird one, but not half bad. 2 stars for decent acting and script, but for a ridiculously stupid plot!

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