Jeff TeixeiraReligion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.. George Carlin
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John ChapmanAtheist joke 4:
Two nuns are in a car when the Devil jumps on the car bonnet (hood). Sister Mary, alarmed by this, brings the car to a stop. She turns to Sister Jane and says,
“Quickly sister, show him your cross!”
Sister Jane leans her head out of the window and screams,
“Oy! Get off our f**king bonnet!”
..."Ah c'mon God give me a break," says the atheist, "up until a few minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either."
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Atheist joke 1:
An atheist buys an old lamp and begins to polish it. There's a flash and a genie appears, “You get two wishes, Master.”
“I wish I could believe in you,” says the atheist. The genie snaps his fingers, and the atheist finds he believes. “What about your second wish?” asks the genie.
“I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers again, nothing happens. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t mean that I really exist.”
#AtheistHumour
An atheist buys an old lamp and begins to polish it. There's a flash and a genie appears, “You get two wishes, Master.”
“I wish I could believe in you,” says the atheist. The genie snaps his fingers, and the atheist finds he believes. “What about your second wish?” asks the genie.
“I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers again, nothing happens. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t mean that I really exist.”
#AtheistHumour
#bible #atheisthumour #TheGoodBookSaysAndTheBookDoesLie
For verily I say unto you,