Mastodawn

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#TheBFF has just been #TellingMe about #TheBestDream he had #Overnight...

He was #Tasked with #Organising #TheCoronation of #QueenMargaretOfScotland (#DontAsk)...

#AtOnePoint; he was #StrollingAround #BuckinghamPalace with #TheCrown in his #Pocket... #BuckinghamPalace had been #Converted into a #Hospital with #SeveralOffices, while #QueenMargaretOfScotland had been #Relegated to a #Shed at #TheBottomOfTheGarden...

#IT #TookSomeTime to #HuntHerDown; but, eventually, he #FoundHer and got her #Ready to #OpenSomething - he can't #Remember what...

#IT was a #GoodDream; #QuitePossibly a #Vision of #TheFuture...

We shall #See what #TheFuture brings; there will be #Cake...

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#AtOnePoint, #Things got #SoBad that #MattHancock had to #PutUp a #PinUp of #CelebritySexKitten, #ChrisBryant "MP" to #Conceal the #Photograph of #ThePub his #BestMate ran; #TheOne that he gave a #Contract for #PPE to via his #SpecialWhatsAppGroup...

#IT was all #VeryUnseemly...

#MattHancock had to #Borrow #DiedreBarlow's #BubblePerm just to #Distract from #IT... | #AllPermsMatter

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