#Google search engine is gone forever, RIP

I remember using this search engine at Uni back in 199x and thinking how much better than #Lycos and #askjeeves this was

But it's gone. No useful hits, no interesting threads, no hope of "maybe i'll find it on the second page".
Just pages and pages of utter bullshit curated by a computer with a napolean complex.

I hope #duckduck make a good go of it and don't get bought by a cunt...

Ruh Roh❕

When you break the #Google with a legitimate question but #Skynet's AI is too busy searching for #Sarah_Connor to notice that it's been 17 minutes and still hasn't timed out, lolz 🤘💀🤘

#tallship #AltaVista #Inktomi #DMOZ #Curly #AskJeeves #GNUhoo #Bing #GigaBlast #InfoSeek and other dead horses. You no can haz #Cheezburgerz! 🍔

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Happened for the first time today: I mentioned to someone I used to work for the search engine Ask Jeeves and they’d never heard of it.

#askjeeves #gettingOld