Kristi Himmelfartsdag 14. mai 2026 var en ganske våt og kald dag (4°C og regn), men det var veldig grønt og vårlig hos #tokerudbekkengjengen 3. mai 2026 #spring2026 #vår2026 #mai2026 #may2026 #vår #spring #kristihimmelfart #kristihimmelfartsdag #ascensionday #vestli #stovner #tokerud #tokerudbekken #rommen #oslo #norge #norway #norskpix

🗨️ 👩🏽‍💻 Without #AI, I offer this summary on #AscensionDay: Israelis hoist their flag within the #AlAqsa #Mosque, while the #Ummah (the community of #muslims) merely looks on:

They ought to cease all their prayers and instead heed the #AbrahamAccords of an infidel named #trump, for they are unworthy of receiving the words of any of the Prophets -

One thing, at least, for which the Pagan Germans cannot be reproached is having broken their oath (right or wrong) in the aftermath of 1945 -

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Everything’s going up today – we’ve been up and running for a while now. ☁️ We wish you a wonderful Ascension Day! While Switzerland enjoys the holiday, our infrastructure just keeps running. Because for us, the cloud doesn’t mean somewhere out there: it means right here in Switzerland. 🇨🇭 In our own data centers & with real people who are available even on holidays, just in case something comes up. 👉 https://nine.ch/en/expertise/ #ascensionday #swisscloud #managedservices #infrastructure #nine
It's Ascension Day today! A very important and religious day. For it implies you'll insta-inflate through various means to eventually ascent into the heavens like the balloon you are~ #art #furry #furryart #ascensionday #hemelvaart #inflation
It's Ascension Day, and we'll be having services at both 10:00 and 18:00. Please join us as we celebrate that our Lord is reigning from heaven as the one true King. ✝️ #AscensionDay

Happy #AscensionDay, everyone. My childhood minister used to say that the secular world had it backwards: to them, Christmas is a huge celebration, followed by Easter, but they don't really bother with Ascension Day.

In actuality, though, he believed that Ascension Day is hands-down the most important observance on the Christian calendar, followed by Easter, and then only Christmas. :-)

Next Thursday, 14 May, is Ascension Day, and we'll be having two services: one at 10:00, and the other at 18:00. Please join us for one of them as we celebrate that our Lord is reigning from heaven as the one true King. And if you can, consider taking the day off for this special Holy Day. ✝️ #AscensionDay