Artist(s) unknown - #Crucifixion

"Okay, not overly happy at being crucified, but at least they haven't nailed my dad-bod up to die next to some heroin-thin ripped rock-star type with a ridiculously massive whanger. And now to take a little look to my right to confirm oh for fook's sake."

#Art #Arte
#ArtAtNoon #Sculpture
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#GoodFriday #Easter #Pascua
#Jesus #Christ

#SybilAndrews (poss. after) (1898-1992) - 'Swans'

I bloody love #birds, me.

#Art #Arte #ThursdayBirdDay
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#ArtAtNoon

Artist unknown - 'Apulian red-figure owl skyphos' - 4th century BC

This wee fella is over 2,000 years old, but I doubt a more charming bird has been painted on a bowl since he first came along.

#Art #Arte​
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt​
#ArtAtNoon #Painting​
#WednesdayOwl #Birds​

#PaulHoare - 'Blue Cane Chair'

#Art #Arte #Nude
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#ArtAtNoon #NudeyTuesday
#Painting #Portrait

#SybilAndrews (1898-1992) - "Football" - 1937

There's no billionaire-league #soccer today because of international matches. So here's a depiction of real #football, when a player would be ashamed to pretend they were hurt.

#Art #Arte
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#ArtAtNoon #Painting
#WeekendSport

Artist unknown - "The Table Prayer" - c1900

#Art #Arte
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#ArtAtNoon #Painting
#FensterFreitag #WindowFriday
#VentanaViernes #FenêtreVendredi

#JamesHayward - 'Parrot Painting' - 1995

I bloody love #parrots, me. Especially if they cuss.

#Art #Arte
#Painting #Birds
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#ArtAtNoon #ThursdayBirdsDay

Eric and Joan Woodward - " #Owl "

I'm going to take a punt and say this is a #GreatGreyOwl. Convince me otherwise? (It's a belter, whatever it is.)

#Art #Arte
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#ArtAtNoon #Painting
#WednesdayOwl

#HerbertSchmelcher (1924-1998) - "Female seated #nude "

Does this look like the #Queen to you?

#Art #Arte​
#Painting #Portrait​
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt​
#ArtAtNoon #NudeyTuesday​

Artist unknown - "Madchen"

Reminder to those of us living under the seemingly permanent grey of UK skies: one day the sun will shine again. (And then I will likely mither because it's too hot.)

#Art #Arte
#MastoArt #MastodonArt #FediArt
#Painting #ArtAtNoon
#MondayBlues