"Let's toast!"

"Indeed! Let me raise my ass to you!"

"What?"

"Oh, I think someone put whiteout over the start of that word. Sorry."

"Yeah, but your ass is up."

"I was just following what the text says!"

"Okay."

"But you know what's suspicious?"

"No, and your ass is still up, by the way."

"Sorry. What's suspicious is that we're having this discussion right now."

"What do you mean?"

"Why would we be saying these lines if it wasn't part of the plan?"

"Er..."

"I think the author put the whiteout over the start of that word."

"This means..."

"Yes, the author is an Ass-Ass-In!"

" 😱 "

#ass #AssAssIn #ArrantNonsense #RaiseAGlass #RaiseAnAss

Yep, I've read the following story.

Yep, they've been tossed out of my newsfeed.

The article was such shit that... yep.

              

#USNews #ShittyNewsArticle #bullshit #ArrantNonsense #banned

https://viewfromthewing.com/coach-travel-is-bad-for-sex-splurge-on-business-class-instead/

Why Coach Travel Is Bad For Sex (And You Should Splurge On Business Class Instead) - View from the Wing

It’s not just that the coach seats are smaller and more constraining. It turns out that flying coach is bad for the male sex drive, and the specific problems are ameliorated by premium cabin travel. That’s because the stress of coach travel, confined spaces and long lines, lead to the release of chemicals in the brain that drive down male testosterone. This retards libido and can harm sexual function.

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