Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What type of tree likes to give high fives?
A: A palm tree.
Q: Why do trees hate riddles?
A: Because it’s too easy to get stumped.
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees?
A: Because they’re really good at it.
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Bonus #Joke
Giant redwood trees really are so cool. They just have something incredibly special going on. It's hard to describe, if you haven't seen them.
They have a certain "je ne sequoia."
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Do not! Just... Don't.
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Bonus #Joke
Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.
One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here."
The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"
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Meet our mark.
We asked @andycarolan to capture two ideas in one symbol: a tree, for the name Arbory, from Latin *arbor*, and a growth curve, for what the app does.
The result: an emerald circle with layered chevrons rising from the base. Three greens, carefully chosen. Look once and you see a canopy from below. Shift your eye and it becomes an upward trend.
Arbory is a native iOS client for @plausible, made for people who chose privacy on purpose.
Submitted the @arbory app to the App Store. Fingers crossed! 🤞
I've been working on something for the @plausible community:
Arbory: a native iOS companion app for Plausible Analytics.
No web wrapper. Real widgets. Built for the "glance at your traffic" moment.
- Cloud & self-hosted
- No subscriptions, only a one-time purchase
- Zero tracking SDKs
The site is live: https://arbory.io. The beta is coming soon.
It's all really new, so follow @arbory for updates!
AnneTheWriter
Jorijn Schrijvershof
Arbory for Plausible Analytics
Kara Finance