WHAT PLANETS AM I PREPARED TO LIVE ON?
Nature (Kung Fu Dojo)
War (Mercenary Army)
Galactic Duma (Policy Ninja / George F. Kennan Model, Astral)
Remodelling (DMZ)
Frontier (Smuggling & Gunfughting)
Paul Verhoeven Post-Capitalist (Lawyer-Actor)
Galactic Armadas (Rear Admiral)
& Peru, obvio, with their luscious thick black hair & their 2-4-1 tacos & salsa night Tuesdays
I just wanna run my fingers through it & give them scalp messages
STREET POETRY
You saying the streets can't scratch a God?
It is contrary to their definition.
Earth Wall Open Sesame.
You merely have think of something you haven't done yet to this point in your life on any timeline
"Impeller Neuron make physical independent flight evolution possible"
The rest is pre-recorded entropy
I can tell how in love you've been
Can you tell how in love I've been
Gravity Bombs
WHAT DOES IT COST TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE FOR 1 HOUR IN TORONTO OR NEW YORK SEE BELOW
ODE
Toronto is 7x the energy cost.
2 cents in TO, .3 cents in NY
Idiot immortal bonus structure?
Don't people who don't read know that they annoy people who do read?
Jenna Ortega must hate you all
The Low Functioners (i.e. Men)
See? Poetry is fun to write.
Try it!
#ArachnidToday #MastoArt
#JennaOrtega for #TankGirl
#StoneCutter #FredSaberhagen
I'LL TRADE HUMANS FOR INSECTS ON A ONE-TO-ONE BASIS
Being more productive on a 1:1 basis.
They're better at math, for starters. And at eating shit.
Plus they evolve & learn faster.
#MastoArt #ArachnidToday #NeoDada
ODE
Where does Russian pride come from if not hockey? & Canadians?
Every man on Earth has a broken penis
Every Earth is a drive by shooting scene
What good is a rehashed innovation? Is it original or not?
Life is but a stroll in the park for the stupid
ODE
Toronto exists as a symbol of Your Life As An Eyesore Story
Who makes up shitty universes for people to live in?
Where do shitty people come from?
Where do cool people come from?
Oh u work at a boring job and.live in a boring house but you're so much better than me?
U r making up for lost time, not me.
It never really would have worked with any of them would it? How could it have the dysfunctional robots
I only watch the news for the movie reviews
Life is mere science
ODE TO TINUVIEL - KEEPIN IT REAL
Go back and change things in the past.it does a lot of damage
No one else can retro-engineer their vibe
The biggest bitches always get the best holiday dates from work
All my.lawyer friends have the same jobs after 6 years. That's impossible
My love language is Bobcat Goldthwaite
Pineapples
What
MOVIES SELDOM MENTION THERES NO STARS
ODE
Grogu is what REAL children SHOULD be like.
No1 ever tells the truth?
No species in movies ever have a coherent species explanation existentially
Not security doors open outwards
Wood doesn't cause splinters.
Tools separate boys from men.
Who's allowed to do graffiti?
How do you plan to stay alive saying the same 8 things over & over eternally?
Coupon value appears based on "real value" to people. Hm.
WHERE DOES LOVE COME FROM IN THE UNIVERSE?
MAY 30-TONE CHANGE - Hate my Beauty. Toromto hates beauty & therefore Vancouver. The trail of whence loves comes has been lost. Love has no origin story. It is the same result on every path.
Except for me, it's #SijaLiu
THE TV HATES YOUR GENETIC BEAUTY
THE EARTH MAKES BEAITIFUL MEN SO YOU CAN HATE THEM ( i.e. DAVID)
ODE
Turn poison into wine.
In the future people will ask each other how their cerebellums are feeling.
How the hell does jo one ever make fun of Donald Trump? He's such a dork & completely inappropriate for politics. He's a clown for fucks sake? Didn't anyone notice?
READ 200 BOOKS BY 15, 2 MARTIAL ARTS, HONOUR ROLL, 5 LANGUAGES, & MY PARENTS STILL CAUTIONED ME AGAINST BEING LAZY
ODE
My stepmother called.me a loser.
(English, French, Latin, Japanese & Afrikaans)
My dad always used to say, "suffer, Baby".
I should be doing my PhD, #JennaOrtega
If Jenna doesn't do a PhD in film, e.g., u r wasting her time, & she is her own enemy.
Why don't Hollywood pros have PhDs? Yet PhDs study them. Just talent.
I have never owned a TV.
See? I can write.
Stephen "The Hammer" Morris