This is great, but Tom Nook laid me off and then appropriated my entire paycheck! Damn capitalist. #AnimalCrossingWildWorld

I was going to write some generation alpha-“brainrot”, but I don’t have it in me. The times have run me by (said the 25 year-old…). #AnimalCrossingWildWorld

If this doesn’t pique the interest of the youth then I don’t know what will. #AnimalCrossingWildWorld

Actually she’s giving me her own shower? Hopefully she has a replacement. #AnimalCrossingWildWorld

Pecan telling me to be less of a sweaty gamer. #AnimalCrossingWildWorld

Himbo. #AnimalCrossingWildWorld

Nationalise time. #AnimalCrossingWildWorld

The postman is the true American hero! (I’ve no idea what Chuggaaconroy meant by this, but the slogan sticks around in my head regardless.) #AnimalCrossingWildWorld