The Lonely Homestead

The Faded Yellow House on a farm outside Humantown has been deserted for years. Its attic is rumored to contain treasures beyond any Maus’s imagination. Will your party be the first to brave its high halls, its dangerous open spaces, its…wait, shit, there’s a *cat*?!

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The Long Pole

For years, the Long Pole — a mile-long metal spit, only 50 feet wide, floating on the Wildsea — has been home pirates, desperate refugees, and outcasts.

But now, it’s started to break up.

You all have a reason to brave the dangers of its slow destruction and sail there before it’s gone.

Can you make the hard choices the journey demands? Will you get what you want there?

And will your luck hold?

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Shield the Youngling

When the Confederacy invades the planet Epluma, many of its citizens hurriedly evacuate.

Once landed, a misfit squad of battle droids discovers a Force-capable child, accidentally left behind.

They *shouldn’t* dedicate themselves to protecting him as the inevitable clone trooper counterattack begins — he's the enemy. But somehow it becomes their most important goal…

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Nox vs. Ori

Six new Ori motherships have arrived through the Supergate to begin their conquest of the galaxy.

Meanwhile, the gate in the SGC activates an outgoing wormhole to the planet of the Nox.

Your team is sent to investigate. What do the Nox want? Why are they allowing humans to go to their world again after blocking them for so long? Could it have something to do with these new Ori ships?

You’re about to find out.

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Secrets Unfurled

Since almost the Stargate program started visiting planets regularly, they’ve known about the Furlings: one of the Four Great Races.

But they know virtually nothing about them.

Now, with the Goa’uld and the Ori vanquished, and a galaxy at peace, the SGC finds a massive derelict ship circling a remote black hole, with Furling markings on it.

Your team is the poor suckers sent to investigate.

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Kill the Moon

Ever since the Earth went irrevocably bad, everyone with any shred of power, influence, or money, has retreated to the Moon. Those left behind, breathing toxic fumes, eating poisoned food, dying from irradiated soil, look up a the steady bright lights of Tycho City and shake their fists.

But you know how to get revenge: you’re gonna kill the moon.

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“Monstrous Regiment but with Vaesen”

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#KidsOnMechas

Through an emergency protocol when their headquarters were attacked, you and your high school friends and enemies have been beamed into the cockpits of mighty, human-shaped fighting machines just as giant monsters have mysteriously appeared and started attacking humanity.

Can you learn the controls and resolve your differences to work together and save the world?

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Hexenheist

The centerpiece of the Azizi Museum’s “Wonders of Oldfaire” exhibit, the carving known as “The Three Witches”, has been stolen!

Candela Obscura agents originally measured the exhibit and found it to contain negligible Bleed.

But Primacy official have called in favors, so your junior team has been sent to investigate.

Could this be the notorious Phoenix Gang?

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(A campaign adventure, but whatever.)

The Meg

You're no Jason Statham, but you are the security team for a state-of-the-art underwater research base at the bottom of the ocean.

You know what else is down there with you?

A prehistoric Megalodon, who wants to chow down on the base's inhabitants.

Good luck!

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