Social Media Users Sour On Democracy

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/social-media-users-sour-on-democracy/

Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pam-bondi-fired-as-attorney-general/

Trump Signs Executive Order To Create Federal Voting List

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-signs-executive-order-to-create-federal-voting-list/

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/peta-urges-white-house-to-use-potatoes-for-easter-egg-roll/

Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/family-looking-for-seashells-finds-remains-of-missing-man/

Melania Trump Touts Robot Teachers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/melania-trump-touts-robot-teachers/

Olympics Bans Trans Athletes From Women’s Events

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/olympics-bans-trans-athletes-from-womens-events/

NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nasa-to-build-20-billion-moon-base/

Delta Suspends Special Congressional Services Amid TSA Shutdown

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/delta-suspends-special-congressional-services-amid-tsa-shutdown/

Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass

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