Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. 2nd tea is steeping. 🙄 I managed to spill the first one all over myself, burning my thighs and foot. It hurts. Fortunately I have powerful pain pills.

A shit morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls. He's blowing up the world to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Dunno. Don't care. Y'all - meaning humanity in general, not you, specifically - are just gonna fuck it all away, anyhow.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Operation Epstein Fury is just another distraction, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I'm still alive, and anxiously await kick-in.

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets fall from the sky. ¾ of the Kittys are fed, this time it's Pussy being the asshole. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls. RepubliKKKans are perfectly fine with Donald J Puppyfucker raping teenage girls. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Belly bumpin'.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. My head feels amazingly clear, and pain is not painting everything back and red. I'm sure I'll be back to my grumpy, asshole self soon after starting to scroll. Puppyfucker has a way of doing that. Anyway...

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A frozen morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. Again. It was fine when we had three. But no.OOO.ooo, she had to go get Leila The Other Fuck You Cat. To compliment Fuck You We're Getting Another Cat (which is Harley's "real" name). Meds are consumed, and kick-in can't come quick enough.

🙄 Will I ever wake up NOT being in a murderous rage? I swear I used to be a jolly person. Y'all are prolly getting tired of the current me, too. I know I am.

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled program:

Can we skip ahead to the part where he shoots himself in a bunker?
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: It's just another day
Like it was yesterday
Just like every other day
Tomorrow'll be the same

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Brr! A frozen morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Foment unrest.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets threaten. Kittys are fed. I'm feeling my years this morning. Older farts laugh and say just wait.

Donald J Puppyfucker is trying to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are nowhere to be found, except Leila. I anxiously await kick-in.

Will no one rid me of this turbulent Puppyfucker?
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: This *gestures at everything* is getting fucking old.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A meh! morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, except Emma. Meds aren't scheduled for another hour. Shit.

Donald J Puppyfucker is trying to start WW3 to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: @scream.