Trump Org CFO Allen Weisselberg Cooling It At Rikers While Trump Blarps Around His Trash Motel Lanai

Maybe Weisselberg might have second thoughts? Or maybe not.

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Hi, Allen Weisselberg! Have Fun Living At Rikers Because You Crimed For Trump, Allen Weisselberg!

Jail jail bo-bail banana fana fo-fail.

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