@yurnidiot
Had a moment similar to this recently with one of my kitties: #AleisterMeowley the #DevonRex.
The camera flash makes him much more visible than he actually was. The back of that closet is so dark, the only way I could tell he was back there was because I could see his glowing eyes.
Tired: Emotional Support Animal
Wired: Lumbar Support Animal
Every day at 4:30pm, like clockwork, he hops up on my lap, squirms and wriggles around until he manages to wedge himself between my lower back and the chair, and then he starts purring like a diesel locomotive. Yes, he is incredibly weird, and yes, I love him dearly.
#CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #CatDad #TiredWired #EmotionalSupportAnimal #LumbarSupport #DevonRex #AleisterMeowley
So there I was, just relaxing in my #LaZBoy recliner, reading a book, minding my business… When along came #AleisterMeowley and #EdgarAllanPurr, the meanest [looking] #cats in town.
Well, they took one look at me, determined that I had not met my daily #KittyQuota, and decided to #ExtractPayment immediately. Before I even knew what was happening, they had pinned me to the chair, and my fate was sealed.
If you're reading this, please #SendHalp! I'm #BigHeckin stuck in a #CatTrap! 😻😻
Today's overarching theme was "being pinned to various household furniture by adorable animals." ❤️
#CatsOfMastodon #DevonRex #AleisterMeowley #EdgarAllanPurr #DogsOfMastodon #LabsOfMastodon #LucyFur
James Bartlett 
