I was starving earlier today. The only immediately accessible protein in my cupboard were peanut butter and a can of sardines. I can only describe the aftertaste as something so horrific that not even violently brushing my teeth and gargling with antiseptic Listerine could rectify this situation.

I can confidently file this one under #poorlifechoices.

#food #monday #fish #peanutbutter #desperate #hunger #protein #fat #eat #gourmet #help #ahhhhhh

Should I get that brat shirt?

Should I not?

Should I get it?

Should I not?

Welp!


#priorities #I-actually-need-to-pay-my-debts-off-holy-hell #but-I-want-a-brat-shirt-;-; #ahhhhhh
But have you tried screaming?

Like a red-winged blackbird?

#bird #redwingedblackbird #ahhhhhh #birding #newengland

Calling all teen parents and other experts. In a few days I go from zero teenagers to two teenagers. Quick. Any tips?

#twinparent #teentwinmom #ahhhhhh