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i always sarcastically talk about #AgileLife but ironically i barely use any "producitivity" tools. i have joplin, but im not good at taking notes so i just use it for a school reading log.

someone needs to make an #AgileLife game! a game where you can spend your time being #Productive and having scrum meetings and using Trello and Notion all day every day!

this game should be called Agile Simulator! i bet it would revolutionize the industry and the founders of atlassian (my saviours) would even talk about me! #AgileLife

did i hear note taking apps? use notion! its #AgileLife approved, proprietary, uses AI technology (corporate LLMs), and the second best program only to trello! /sarcasm
#AgileLife here. oh no, people are saying that agilers should stop using agile and use windows xp with pre trello software. dont! trello is the best software in existence. nothing can beat it. only software even close to it is notion. praise chromium and atlassian!

#AgileLife productivity system:

  • Everything: Notion

Not as important as the Trello though.

  • Tasks: Trello

Put everything here. Every single task, no matter how small, needs to be in a Trello board. Having 500 tasks in the Done list means your winning, no matter how much scrolling you have to do to even see the tasks you've finished.

  • Scrum Meeting: with everything

A core part of agile is the Scrum Meeting. You have to have it with every, single, thing. You're next to a plant, get that whiteboard out and start scrumming.

  • Sprint: A block of tasks

Another core part of agile is a Sprint. If you want to eat breakfast, make sure to put all the tasks in a Trello and start that Fucking Sprint.

An Average Morning for an #AgileLife member!

Agile was sleeping and then their #productivity alarm rang. They got up. "Hello, World! Time to be so fucking #productive today", they said. They opened up their phone and opened up Trello to start a new day. "Damn, making breakfast is on the todo list. Fucking hell, time to make a new board for this mornings cooking Sprint." They went up to their kitchen and got started making French Fries. They have a $1500 dollar iPad Pro with Trello and Notion open side by side.

"Time to put every single cooking step as an Iteration I have to ship into Trello. Just gotta check out my Notion notes on how to make French Fries." And then they did, every, single, step, was put on Trello and manually put to the done list after they completed each step. "Damn I finally finished Iteration 50 of this French Fries cooking project. Time to finally eat. Just gotta put eating into the doing list in Trello. I feel so fucking #productice! #AgileLife"

Hello #AgileLife, how are you trying to be #productive today! You better be applying the Agile framework to everything in your life. If you're going to make dinner, make each step is an iteration you got to ship. This will mean you are super #productive in making bread! You will never waste any time making bread when your so focused on being productive making iterations!

Make sure to not forget to fill out your Trello! If you don't, Google won't hire you.

I'm going to circle my entire life around the #Agile framework.

Every single thing I do, I record in Trello. Every single task. I also have a lot of #Scrum meetings. I want to talk to my friend, time for a Scrum meeting. Want to drink some water, Scrum meeting with the sink. I love the #AgileLife.

Damn, its time for a #AgileLife. Im going to have a Scrum meeting with my body to get out of bed.

Gonna put that task into the completed section on the Trello.