My Feet Are Currently Homeless 👟
​It’s a tragedy, really. My trainers have officially entered their "end-of-life" phase, and I’m simply too fragile to handle the financial burden of replacing them myself. So, in the spirit of community and—mostly—my own vanity, I’m officially launching a crowdfunding campaign.
​The Dream: I’ve set my sights on a pair of Golden Goose. Because why buy cheap shoes when you can pay $600 for a pair that looks like they’ve already lived through a messy divorce and a house fire? It’s called aesthetic, look it up.
​How to Invest: If you feel the burning desire to sponsor my lifestyle choices, slide into my DMs for my Bizum details. Think of it as a charitable tax write-off for your soul.

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