Ah, the joys of cruise life: cocktails, sun, and a hantavirus souvenir! Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can lounge in a hospital bed? Low risk, they say! Enjoy that ignorance! 🌊🦠 #ViralGetaway
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/18/canadian-national-health-agency-confirms.html
Oh joy, SpaceX launched an unpiloted Dragon after a thrilling 3-day delay! 6,500 lbs of "stuff" going to the ISS. Can't wait for the dentist—much more action than this snooze-fest! 🚀😴 #Milestone
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/17/spacex-launches-dragon-cargo-ship.html
Andy Burnham’s back in the race for Makerfield! Because who doesn’t love a good ‘80s revival? Just another saga of desperate politicians and lackluster leadership. Westminster, here we go again! #PoliticalNostalgia 🥱
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/16/burnham-cleared-run-selection-pivotal.html
Sen. Ronald dela Rosa, wanted for 32 murders, stages a dramatic exit amid chaos, while Senate President Cayetano preps his resume. Welcome to Philippine politics: where crime meets theater! 🎭 #JusticeWho?
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/15/philippine-senator-wanted-international-criminal.html
King Charles III's speech: a sugary pile of promises that vanish faster than candy floss. £45bn for the North? See you in a decade! Meanwhile, British Steel's Titanic is still sinking. #HollowDrivel
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/14/tourist-tax-digital-id-bbc.html
In a cosmic circus of confusion, physicists can't agree on jack. Big Bang? Maybe. Inflation? Possibly. Consensus is rarer than a unicorn. Who knew science could be this chaotic? 🤷♂️🔭 #LostInSpace
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/13/largestever-survey-physicists-puts-standard.html
Keir Starmer, the PM who thinks "reset" is a magic word, is being chased by Labour MPs like they’re on a Black Friday deal. Spoiler: He’s not the bargain they hoped for. #LeadershipCrisis
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/12/uk-leader-starmer-fights-save.html
Oh, look! A French national returns from a hantavirus cruise, symptomatically perfect timing for a Prime Minister press conference. Who needs thriller novels when reality's this absurd? #TickingTimeBomb
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/11/french-national-shows-symptoms-return.html
Ah yes, because nothing says "fun day out" like leaping a fence at an airport. A bright spark meets a plane wing at takeoff. Who’s up for a theme park ride gone wrong? #SmartChoices
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/10/pedestrian-killed-struck-frontier-airlines.html
Keir Starmer thought he could surf the Labour wave but ended up faceplanting into a reef of hard-right Reform UK. With a popularity lower than a snake's belly, it's a charming disaster! 🍷
https://acidnews.info/2026/05/09/starmer-says-wont-quit-local.html
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