Ah, the academic equivalent of finding out your state-of-the-art AI can't even manage kindergarten math 🀯. But sure, let's trust it to revolutionize humanity. πŸ† Don't miss the thrilling subplot about arXiv's existential crisis, vying for independence. πŸ“š
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.15714 #AIfail #AcademicHumor #arXivIndependence #TechIrony #EducationalCrisis #HackerNews #ngated
Even GPT-5.2 Can't Count to Five: The Case for Zero-Error Horizons in Trustworthy LLMs

We propose Zero-Error Horizon (ZEH) for trustworthy LLMs, which represents the maximum range that a model can solve without any errors. While ZEH itself is simple, we demonstrate that evaluating the ZEH of state-of-the-art LLMs yields abundant insights. For example, by evaluating the ZEH of GPT-5.2, we found that GPT-5.2 cannot even compute the parity of a short string like 11000, and GPT-5.2 cannot determine whether the parentheses in ((((()))))) are balanced. This is surprising given the excellent capabilities of GPT-5.2. The fact that LLMs make mistakes on such simple problems serves as an important lesson when applying LLMs to safety-critical domains. By applying ZEH to Qwen2.5 and conducting detailed analysis, we found that while ZEH correlates with accuracy, the detailed behaviors differ, and ZEH provides clues about the emergence of algorithmic capabilities. Finally, while computing ZEH incurs significant computational cost, we discuss how to mitigate this cost by achieving up to one order of magnitude speedup using tree structures and online softmax.

arXiv.org

Thrilled to finally share the paper @deepseek and I cooked up: a formal framework where the Special Orthogonal Group of Existentialism determines whether you’re ↑ or ↓.

Yes, there’s a Dasein Potential. Yes, the math checks out. 😎

πŸ‘‰ https://www.johnmackay.net/grand-unified-theory-contextual-orientation.htm

#AcademicHumor #NewPaper #HermeneuticMechanics #Philosophy

An interesting study on humour in scientific talks (531 presentations, 870 jokes):

67% of jokes failed.
Only ~9% got real laughter.

Men joke slightly more, and native English speakers are more likely to succeed.

πŸ™‚ https://doi.org/10.1098/rspb.2025.3000

O yes... Joking in a foreign language is hard, and even in your own, it only works if the audience truly gets it.

#AcademicHumor #ConferenceLife #AcademicLife #ResearchCulture #ScholarlyCommunication

from the (old) internet #academichumor
🧐 Ah yes, Carnap.io, the digital playground where #Haskell #nerds gather to pretend that formal #logic is fun, instead of the academic equivalent of watching paint dry. πŸŽ¨πŸ€“ But don't worry, if you're curious about this open tower of boredom, there's a thrilling "about" page waiting to underwhelm you. πŸ“šπŸ’€
https://carnap.io/ #Carnapio #DigitalPlayground #AcademicHumor #OpenSource #HackerNews #ngated
Welcome To Carnap!

Scientists now trust AI more than their own brains. Which is fair, since their brains are writing cover letters like: "I am thrilled to synergize at the forefront of innovation." πŸ€–πŸ§  #AI #PeerReview #Nature #AcademicHumor
πŸ¦πŸŽ“ Ah, the University of Texas introduces the 'Grue Jay'β€”because apparently, when you're out of groundbreaking ideas, you just combine random words and call it a day. Take a seat, Harvard, there's a new mascot in town, and it's concocted from the deranged Mad Libs of academia. πŸ™„πŸ“š
https://cns.utexas.edu/news/research/so-what-should-we-call-grue-jay #UniversityOfTexas #GrueJay #NewMascot #HigherEducation #AcademicHumor #CampusLife #HackerNews #ngated
So What Should We Call This – a Grue Jay?

The rare hybrid offspring of a blue jay and a green jay is likely a result of weather-related shifts in the range of two species.

College of Natural Sciences

Happy Halloween, punks! Let's all take a moment to remember the year I made my confused husband dress up as a paywall so I could be Open Access Hero.

#OpenAccess #OA #OER #libraryLife #HigherEd #Elsevier #library #Halloween #AcademicHumor

I wrote a blog post about office hours, the most silent time of the day. Enjoy!

https://silencesandsounds.blogspot.com/

#AcademicChatter #Faculty #FacultyLife #OfficeHours #Academia #AcademicHumor