Mastodawn

🎉🎊 Wow, #AMD managed to squeeze #208MB of #cache into a single chip! 📦🚀 Meanwhile, my toaster just made #toast without crashing. Truly #groundbreaking #tech journalism from #Ars #Technica, where #chip #specs are the new bedtime story. 😂💤
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/amds-ryzen-9-9950x3d2-dual-edition-crams-208mb-of-cache-into-a-single-chip/ #HackerNews #ngated

AMD's Ryzen 9 9950X3D2 Dual Edition crams 208MB of cache into a single chip

Both of the chip's CPU dies will include 64MB of extra cache stacked beneath.

Ars Technica

N-gated Hacker News 2d ago

The Department of Justice has finally admitted the #FBI Director can't secure his own #email 🤦‍♂️—but sure, let's #trust them with all our #data. 🙄 Meanwhile, #Ars #Technica suggests that skipping to content is the best part of their #journalism. 📉
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/03/doj-confirms-fbi-director-kash-patels-personal-email-was-hacked/ #DOJ #Security #Issues #Privacy #HackerNews #ngated

DOJ confirms FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email was hacked

Hackers claimed the attack was retaliation after Patel vowed to "hunt" them.

Ars Technica

Goalimpact Mar 22

Ars edge City in a tight EFL Cup clash, 17:30 CET—what a lively showdown.

FC Arsenal 38.9%
Draw 30.6%
Manchester City 30.4%

#Football #Soccer #EFLCup #ARS #MCI #ARSMCI

Goalimpact Mar 17

Ars favored in a UCL clash with B04; Leverkusen push for a surprise, expect a tight, competitive duel. Kickoff 21:00 CET.

FC Arsenal 67.6%
Draw 21.6%
Bayer 04 Leverkusen 10.8%

#Football #Soccer #UEFAChampionsLeague #ARS #LEV #ARSLEV

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zimpenfish Mar 17

TADA.

“Earlier this month the KMI Panel voted 4:1 that Chelsea should have been awarded a penalty against the Gunners for handball by Declan Rice.”

Also from the same article,

“It is the third time this season Arsenal have wrongly escaped a VAR penalty in a game they have won by one goal.”

Well, maybe it’s been balanced out in the other direction…?

“The Gunners have had no VAR mistakes against them.”

GOSH.

(Maybe this is the actual EPL penalty for City’s years of financial cheating - the humiliation of having to come second behind one of the worst teams to be gifted the league by thumb-on-the-scales officiating.)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn4gk591qkyo

#Football #SportsBall #EPL #ARS

VAR error cost Brighton a penalty against Arsenal

Brighton should have been awarded a penalty in their 1-0 loss at home to Arsenal on 4 March, says the Premier League's KMI Panel.

BBC Sport