Hahahahah! Lovely Peanuts comic strip!
https://featureassets.gocomics.com/assets/f78cd49011d5013e9f5f005056a9545d
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Pitcher's mound talking.
Panel 1: How did I ever end up as a pitcher's mound for a stupid kids' team?
Panel 2: "Go into sports," my father said.. "That's where the money is!"
Panel 3: Why couldn't I have been a golf green at Pebble Beach or a grass court at Wimbledon? Still, I guess it could have been worse...
Panel 4: I could have been the plexiglas behind a hockey net!