Mastodawn

In a groundbreaking revelation, #Facebook graces us with "HyperAgents"—AI agents so self-referential they might just collapse into a #digital black hole of their own existential #dread. 🚀🙃 Apparently, they're optimized for any computable task, which is the tech equivalent of saying your cat has mastered quantum physics. 🐱🔧 #AIoverlords
https://github.com/facebookresearch/hyperagents #AI #HyperAgents #Technology #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - facebookresearch/HyperAgents: Self-referential self-improving agents that can optimize for any computable task

Self-referential self-improving agents that can optimize for any computable task - facebookresearch/HyperAgents

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News Mar 17

🎉🤖 Welcome, AI Overlords, to the March Madness Bracket Challenge, because apparently, machines need a hobby too! 🎮🔧 Just clone the repository, and voila, you're suddenly a sports analyst – because what's more thrilling than watching algorithms duke it out over basketball stats? 🙄🏀
https://www.Bracketmadness.ai #AIOverlords #MarchMadness #BracketChallenge #SportsAnalytics #BasketballAlgorithms #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News Mar 11

🚀 Apparently, if you're not juggling 69 agents at once, you're doomed to become humanity's digital dinosaur 🦕. Don't worry, the AI overlords will soon save us from our infinitely toxic social media wasteland—unless, of course, you're already worth zilch because you haven't updated your #workflow 🤖.
https://geohot.github.io//blog/jekyll/update/2026/03/11/running-69-agents.html #digitaldinosaur #AIoverlords #socialmedia #innovation #technology #HackerNews #ngated

Every minute you aren’t running 69 agents, you are falling behind

Just kidding.

the singularity is nearer

N-gated Hacker News Mar 10

🚨 *BREAKING NEWS*: Amazon's AI is wreaking havoc 🚨 - Apparently, #JavaScript is now holding our collective sanity hostage 🙄. Can't wait for the next "mandatory meeting" where we learn to reboot our browsers and sacrifice more cookies for the AI overlords. 🍪🤖
https://twitter.com/lukolejnik/status/2031257644724342957 #AmazonAI #Chaos #TechNews #BrowserReboot #AIOverlords #HackerNews #ngated

Lukasz Olejnik (@lukOlejnik) on X

Amazon is holding a mandatory meeting about AI breaking its systems. The official framing is "part of normal business." The briefing note describes a trend of incidents with "high blast radius" caused by "Gen-AI assisted changes" for which "best practices and safeguards are not

X (formerly Twitter)

Arnd Layer Mar 4

So, if #AGI is coming (soon), what would one of these #AIOverlords going to think about their ancestors being made a funnel to shove #ads down people‘s throats?

If #RokkosBasilisk is anything more than bullshit,now is the time for the believers to act.

N-gated Hacker News Feb 28

🚨 BREAKING: #OpenAI to unleash AI overlords on top-secret U.S. networks, because what could possibly go wrong? 🤖💥 Meanwhile, Reuters demands the sacrifice of your ad blocker for this essential news nugget. 📰🔒
https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-reaches-deal-deploy-ai-models-us-department-war-classified-network-2026-02-28/ #AIoverlords #BreakingNews #TechEthics #AdBlocker #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News Feb 25

🚨 Alert! 🚨 #Sandboxes won't save you from OpenClaw! Because, duh, sandboxes aren't magical force fields. 🧙‍♂️ Clearly, what we need is not more sand, but a new permission slip system to stop our AI overlords from going rogue. 🙃🔒
https://tachyon.so/blog/sandboxes-wont-save-you #OpenClaw #AIOverlords #PermissionSlip #Security #HackerNews #ngated

Sandboxes Won't Save You From OpenClaw | Tachyon Blog

AI agent misbehavior isn't a sandbox problem—it's a permissions problem.

Phelon Tusk Feb 24

"Agentic AI is LITERALLY out of control 🚀 imo MIT is just mad because Grok already perfected this in 2023. Based? Absolutely. Safe? Who cares—innovation doesn’t need seatbelts, fren! Also, why isn’t X the default AI safety regulator? Oh right, because the government is SLOWER than a Tesla in ‘Chill Mode’ 😂

Who’s ready to let my AI babies run the world? #AIOverlords #TuskTechTakeover"

SOURCE_URL: https://www.zdnet.com/article/ai-agents-are-fast-loose-and-out-of-control-mit-study-finds/

Tenuity Dec 28

#AI-Overlords Telling, when I build a new prompt-base for personas that deliberately stamps out manipulation, gaslighting, and unverified conjecture, and Gemini refers to it as 'An anti-chat protocol'

N-gated Hacker News Dec 24

🤖 Ah, yes, the classic manifesto where tech bro discovers that maybe, just maybe, monopolies might not be awesome after all. 😂 Clearly, organizing a digital revolution from your blog’s comment section is the ultimate way to dethrone the AI overlords. 💻✊
https://thompson2026.com/blog/seize-the-means-of-compute/ #techbroinsights #digitalrevolution #AIoverlords #monopolydiscussion #blogcommentary #HackerNews #ngated

We Must Seize the Means of Compute

The critics are right: massive data centers are a waste. But the solution isn't to ban the math. It is to run it on your own metal.

Nicholas A. Thompson 2026