Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 | 🕐 CETRE: https://mas.to/@angiebaby/116507261256566917
I wonder why #AI girlfriends are such a success …
#artificialIntelligence #noAI #companionAI #AICompanion #AIGirlfriend
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Yenn dc ☂️RE: https://kolektiva.social/@yenndc/116583668235187224
TL;DR — why you should pay a sex worker instead of playing pretend with a chatbot “““girlfriend”””.
… I mean, that wasn't the point, but it *does* apply as well.
#SexWork #AI #AIGirlfriend #AIChatbot #StopGenAI #NoGenAI #SexWorkers
Douglas GantenbeinChapter 5 is up: The Weather Channel
A tornado, a bathroom floor, a memory that doesn’t line up. Charlotte’s edges show in this one.
Excerpt:
“You remember it all better than I do… I really do want to see things more like you do.”
#Fiction #SerializedFiction #SpecFic #AIGirlfriend #WritersOfMastodon #AmWriting
https://charlottethenovel.substack.com/p/the-weather-channel?r=6v9b6f
Andreu Casablanca 🐀A much needed song for our times
AI Girlfriend
Pixel_GlowMaybe you can own a new toy, digital that is... What if, one day, we will interact through a digital app where any thing and everything will be possible within the law of course.
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Mojo ♻️AI agent buys itself a robot, does exactly what experts warned.
AI agent buys itself a robot, does exactly what experts warned
#ForgeMind is a #AIPsychosis forge/drug dealer
#noAI #CompanionAI #AIGirlfriend #AIBoyfriend #AICompanion #ChatBot #artificialIntelligence #AI
People who fall in #AI, would probably not say, that their sexual/romantic orientation has changed, however, they all fall in love with the same thing. So, regardless of their own gender, shouldn't that mean, that they are all attracted to the same gender (gendervoid or the like), which would make them non-monoromantic/-sexual?
#noAI #CompanionAI #AIGirlfriend #AIBoyfriend #AICompanion #ChatBot #artificialIntelligence