today in #9ChickweedLane I learned I can give up on it after reading the first line and just walk into the sea

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned the Alistair/Lolly endgame is that he just eats her

Today in #9ChickweedLane, i learned it expects us to believe these women's bodies have at all changed due to pregnancy

???????????????????? #9ChickweedLane

today in #9chickweedlane i learned "having me on" is a British phrase for "you gotta be shitting me" because i had to go look it up

is there an archaic british word for "seeing the line quality of a comic strip and making one suddenly cognizant of the cartoonist's advancing age, while making some sort of collar-tug gesture" #9chickweedlane

today in #9chickweedlane i learned that... you know what, i'm here for the 9CL dadaist arc, let's do this, i'm ready

horny police, you could've saved him, i gave you all the clues #9chickweedlane

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned a mermaid is drowning Germans who are standing in the ocean wearing full formalwear?????

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned I'd totally believe one of its characters would use the word "sonarities" multiple times, but not that they'd be embarrassed to do so. They'd be getting off on that sh-- oh well I see, they did