CRIMES AGAINST CARTOONING

two giant word balloons, one on top of the other, both with tails reaching past the panel border, ONLY FOR THEM TO THEN SUDDENLY SWAP POSITIONS AND GO TOWARDS OPPOSITE CHARACTER PLACEMENTS

what are you doing, why, why, WHY

#9chickweedlane

today in #9chickweedlane i learned there's nothing hotter than telling your wife "hey don't give me nickname, my mom would disapprove"

today in #9chickweedlane i learned that when these folks abort their concerts to fuck on top of the piano or whatever, all along they have been doing this as guests of various cities' orchestras

today in #9chickweedlane i learned giant oil barrels will manifest themselves inside The Void upon narrative requirement, for barfing

honey SLUDGE?!

#9chickweedlane

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned-- wait hold on, this is 'Luann'

today in #9chickweedlane i learned... i have no idea when this takes place on the timeline

edda has long hair, amos has scraggly curly hair, lipstick is no longer diagnostic, but he's in a suitcoat watching her bathe, so clearly they're not currently children? clearly???? maybe

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned it's important to grill your twin sister for honeymoon sex information

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned we can draw a woman and a girl from a birdseye view to maximize how much leg we see, but still not render the surface they're sitting on

today in #9chickweedlane 's second panel i learned that alistair has ventriloquism powers