"And I come from a line of librarians." - ELLIOTT KALAN, The Power Broker #05: Brandy Zadrozny, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #NationalLibrarianDay #ElliottKalan

"But, of course, the Titanic does in fact sink." - JOE ROSENBERG, Mini-Stories: Volume 22, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #Titanic #JoeRosenberg

"Taxes are essentially as old as human civilization, and they've been shaping it ever since." - ROMAN MARS, I've Got 1099 Problems..., 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #TaxDay #RomanMars

"On the night of April 14th, 1912, the passengers and crew of the Titanic all marveled at a North Atlantic Ocean that was unusually calm, clear, and cold." - ROMAN MARS, The Titanic's Best Lifeboat, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #RomanMars

"Keep your color, kitty." - ROMAN MARS, Ten Thousand Years, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #TenThousandYears #NationalPetDay #RomanMars

"He's a golfer." - DAVID BERMAN, Devolutionary Design, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #DevolutionaryDesign #GolfersDay #DavidBerman

"It was the middle of the night on March 27th, 1964." - ROMAN MARS, This Is Chance: Anchorwoman of the Great Alaska Earthquake, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #RomanMars

"And then the IRS got wise to it." - WALT HICKEY, You Are What You Watch, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #NationalReportIRSTaxFraudDay #WaltHickey

"The people who work here are still keeping everything clean and neat and taking care of it." - JOHN LOOMIS, Viva La Arquitectura!, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #VivaLaArquitectura #JohnLoomis

"The rat is a crafty animal." - VIVIAN LE, 12 Heads from the Garden of Perfect Brightness, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #12HeadsfromtheGardenofPerfectBrightness #WorldRatDay #VivianLe