Parents of Chaotic Youth:

Remember to turn off timejumping in hacker kids’ wrist badges!

For temporal liability reasons #40c3ttp is an 18+ event.

Because do you really want your kids to relive the rougher parts of puberty AND be held accountable for their chronological shenanigans?

I didn't really understand how ChaosPost and the Chaos Vortex Collective pulled that collab off, but it worked, all your lost and broken phones of every past and future congress are now in the mail system, and coming your way! System is a bit overloaded so expect some delays, and some shipments being pushed backward or foward a year or two so remember to check #37c3 - #42c3 mail thoroughly

<3

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Update:

If you’re doing anything that requires a haj visibility vest, check with orga that you’re wearing the right one.

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BREAKING - Extraterrestrial First Contact Event at #40c3

They had a really good time at the monsterfucker cruising mixer, promised to come back next year! 💜

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ps @bhaak
I took your joke and made it better

If you’re at the #40c3ttp that will start two hours ago at Milliways, please share your stories of 40c3!

Just no photos plz

Hotel staff have asked me to remind #40c3ttp attendees that no, it is a breach of the terms of letting *regular rooms* if you share the room with your 39c3 self.

The Bundeszeitpolizei, however, will arrest you both if you attempt to switch places with your 39c3 self.

(And don’t think you won’t get caught. Remember the news when the cutegirls.meow admins got busted?)

Where DID those chicken sized raptors come from?

In whatever case: their talons and beaks are SHARP! #40c3ttp

Really enjoyed the distillation workshop by food hacking base, and I hear Milliways have secured dibs on a barrel of chaos whisky

can't wait for Whiskyleaks 50c3!

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The @cbase and @uwuspace merger into c-gay was a success.

Good job in getting the safety cat ears TüV certified!

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