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After a look in my 4th grade history class at Nixon, Reagan, W, and Trump — each one more dumb and weird — I predict the next Republican President will be a space alien.

Or a booger.

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Dad says the herd will win their 11th national championship since 2011, and Go Bison! 🤘🏽🦬

Don’t be obnoxious, Dad.

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Scientists will figure out a way we can eat plastic.

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In 2025 Tesla will release Full Self Driving and the Robotaxi and Robovan and Optimus for home and its sales will grow 50% and Starship will go to the Moon and Mars and Cybertruck sales will take off and MyPillow will order 100 Tesla Semis and the Boring Co will dig 1000 miles under Dallas and Trump will give Musk $20 billion to build a Washington-NY Hyperloop and we can get Neuralink implants and SolarCity and

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*or the mental equivalents thereof

My friends and I are all on the Fediverse.

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Trump will close my school and let me drive dads car and give chicken nuggets to everybody and take my babysitter back to Mexico because she makes me go to bed when I dont want to.

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the wheels on the bus
will fall off again -
the holy dove will be
bought and sold again
there is a crack in everything
that's how the frauds get in -
let's wear hats,
play guitars
and bandoneons.

Lenny Cohen

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#AstorPiazzolla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK5g4cLOS6M

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There's this really old movie dad watches called Red Dawn.

It's gonna be like that.
The 1984 version, of course.

Oddly enough, 2025 will also be like 1984.