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Unfriend the President, by Dead Air Fresheners

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So I thought this would be funny when I started, but eh, not so much. But it took a long time, so you get to read it anyway! Please, anyone in this #HashtagGames I so enjoy do a better one that doesn't make everyone sad!

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Adelie Jan 2

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We went Back to the Beginning, though it would soon end
And we closed out the summer trading principles for Russian "friends"
In September, words became actions, that's all I will say
And then we quit governing for like 43 days
Limping through month eleven with elections, crashes, and coups
Then more assholes with guns gave us the blues

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Adelie Jan 2

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We said goodbye to Jimmy, hallowed be his name
Then tariffed ourselves to pieces, playing a dangerous game
There was an eclipse and the oscars; we moved clocks so no one could rest
Then JD Vance killed the pope. Allegedly I guess.
In May, more shootings, tornadoes, but hey, a new pope
Then a Big Apple primary gave USians hope

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