It still surprises me, in the year of our Lord #2023AD, how many countless reams of printer #paper are used to support countless #computer #monitors in countless #office #cubicles worldwide.
It's wild to me that, in #2023AD, people can just, like, rent a #billboard and put whatever they want on it.

How to see a #doctor in #2023AD:

- Call the #clinic and set an appointment with the first available #NursePractitioner
- Go to the #appointment
- On your way out of the #exam room, look to see if you can spot the doctor standing at the #medical desk
- #Congratulations! You've just seen a real doctor!

HAPPY NEW YEAR CHALLENGE:

0 for 3

#winning #2023AD

The humble, earthy #flavor of the #BlackEyedPeas remind blah blah blah I'm #humiliated enough, OK? Fine. Just don't fuck me over, #2023AD. Deal?

Happy New Year Mastodon.

Only been here a couple of months but very much looking forward to 2023 and onwards.

#NewYear #2023ad #whisky

FIRST TOOT OF 2023 🐘

After hitting the sack early on New Year's Eve, I've just been woken up by 30 minutes of noisy, unrelenting city-centre fireworks

Lulu cat had to hide under my duvet

Fizzi pup – who isn't really scared of fireworks – used it as an excuse to come on the bed, demand tummy rubs and shove his head on my pillow

All dumb animals are now back to normal...

Except ME – I can't sleep, so I'm back on #Mastodon! 😉đŸ“Č

#HappyNewYear, tooters! 😊🎉

#NewYear #Fireworks #FirstToot #2023AD

Well, to everyone I've just met on here and everyone who's fled the birdsite, #happynewyear Fingers crossed for everyone that #2023ad is less arse. Big love to the #writingcommunity #readingcommunity My #sff and #lgbtqp pals. All the best everyone x
Is #2023AD the year I stop wearing a #Fitbit #tracker? Who knows?