Mastodawn

I don't think most people appreciate how much Elon Musk is shaking up the diner industry. For example, this innovative new addition to the Tesla Diner menu, highlights Musk's marketing flare: "Fried (not botched) Pickles now available at Tesla Diner Los Angeles" #$TSLA #$TSLAQ

Sleepin Dogo Mar 13

Brutal.... "LA's Tesla Diner is so dead, even the protesters gave up. Just eight months in, not even the tech bros are eating there... #$TSLA #$TSLAQ www.sfgate.com/la/article/t...

LA's Tesla Diner is so dead, e...

Sleepin Dogo Feb 10

BREAKING: KIMBAL MUSK SAYS KIMBAL MUSK IS INNOCENT #$TSLA #$TSLAQ #SPACEX

Sleepin Dogo Feb 3

I wonder who sent Jeffrey Epstein this picture of a young girl in a SpaceX tee-shirt? #$TSLA #$TSLAQ #SpaceX

Sheddi Feb 1

Joining the list of "things that I didn't have on my bingo card for 2026" is "Tesla is getting out of the car sales business".

Wonder if gravity will finally catch up with their share price?

https://electrek.co/2026/01/29/tesla-committing-automotive-suicide/

#Tesla #TSLAQ

Tesla is committing automotive suicide

Tesla's Q4 2025 earnings call made one thing painfully clear: the company is no longer interested in being an automaker.

Electrek

Sleepin Dogo Jan 30

Email from Elon "I don't know Jeffrey Epstein" Musk to Jeffrey Epstein... #$TSLA #$TSLAQ

Sleepin Dogo Jan 29

I guess the Tesla Model S & X order cancellations have started to come in. What's the opposite of The Osborne Effect? #$TSLA #$TSLAQ

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:43fdk46qa5gsokzygzildsaq/post/3mdla2zzpfv2u

Sleepin Dogo Jan 23

Elon Musk lied. Again... "China not about to approve Tesla self-driving tech soon, source." "Elon Musk said on Thursday "we hope to get Supervised Fsd approval in Europe, hopefully next month, and then maybe a similar timing for China." #$TSLA #$TSLAQ www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202601/23/...

China not about to approve Tes...

China not about to approve Tesla self-driving tech soon: source

KeithDPatch Nov 6

#Arithmetic101 #TSLA #TSLAQ

Some basic math on Elon Musk's 10-year payout to be "CEO" of Tesla:

$100 billion ÷ 8760 hours/year ÷ 3600 seconds/hour

EQUALS

$3,170.98 EVERY SECOND OF EVERY YEAR FOR 10 YEARS!

ElonMuskArrested.com Oct 30

A pregnant Tesla fan called her car “the world’s safest” while taking a selfie—hands off the wheel, baby in back, referral link in bio.
Not motherhood. Marketing.
#Tesla #FSD #TSLAQ

https://elonmuskarrested.com/2025/10/30/tesla-mom-referral-clicks-fraud/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Tesla Mom Risks Baby’s Life for Referral Clicks – Inside the Cult of Musk

A Tesla influencer posted hands-free while pregnant, calling it “the world’s safest car.” Her profile reveals a referral link — proof she’s financially motivated to promote Tesla’s false safety claims.